JOKES BETWEEN TEACHER AND STUDENT:

JOKE 1:

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
RAMU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
RAMU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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JOKE 2:

TEACHER : HARI, go to the map and find North America.
HARI : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : HARI!

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JOKE 3:

TEACHER : MANI, how do you spell "crocodile"?
MANI : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
MANI : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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JOKE 4:

TEACHER : HARI, give me a sentence starting with "I".
HARI : I is...

TEACHER : No, HARI. Always say, "I am."
HARI : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

STUDENT: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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JOKE 6:

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

ANIL : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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JOKE 7:

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

CHANTI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

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JOKE 8:

TEACHER : Now, HARI, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

HARI: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

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JOKE 9:

TEACHER : MANI, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

MANI : No, teacher, it's the same dog !

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JOKE 10:

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

MANI: A teacher .

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