JOKE 1:
MOTHER : Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!
DAUGHTER : That's why I say she's no good!
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JOKE 2:
WOMEN : Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
POLICE OFFICER : Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
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JOKE 3:
HUSBAND : You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
WIFE : I think he did , I still got mine with me!
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JOKE 4:
GIRL FRIEND : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
BOY FRIEND: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
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JOKE 5:
WAITER : Would you like your coffee black?
CUSTOMER : What other colors do you have?
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JOKE 6:
MANAGER : Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
JOB APPLICANT : That's all right. In fact I'm just theright person in this case.
You will see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
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JOKE 8:
MOTHER : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, Just a music player with a sports car around it.
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JOKE 9:
DINER : I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
WAITER : It's no use. He won't eat it either.
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JOKE 10:
DINER : You'll drive me to my grave!
WAITER : Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
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JOKE 11:
WOMEN : Is there any way for long life?
DOCTOR : Get married.
WOMEN : Will it help?
DOCTOR : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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JOKE 12:
SON : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
DADY: No. Why do you ask that?
SON : Well, where did you get This mummy then? |
